This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner


i like to tell people when i need to go pee

Unusual date ideas


  1. Raise the dead
  2. Overthrow a nation
  3. Destroy a hero base of operations
  4. Poison a neighboring town’s water supply
  5. Summon demons
drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Why the fuck did I decide to use tinder again